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Funny Hiking Quotes

Hiking can be an exhilarating experience, offering stunning views and a sense of accomplishment. But let’s face it, it can also be filled with moments of humor, from the unexpected challenges to the quirky encounters along the trail. Here are 50 funny hiking quotes to lighten your load and bring a smile to your face, complete with authors where known.

  1. “I have two doctors, my left leg and my right.” – G.M. Trevelyan
  2. “Hiking is just walking where it’s okay to pee.” – Demetri Martin
  3. “I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.” – Fred Allen
  4. “There is no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing.” – Sir Ranulph Fiennes
  5. “Bring a compass. It’s awkward when you have to eat your friends.” – Unknown
  6. “DEET is nature’s cologne.” – Unknown
  7. “Nature: cheaper than therapy.” – Unknown
  8. “I don’t get it. The trail looked so flat on the map.” – Unknown
  9. “The closer you are to nature the further you are from idiots.” – Unknown
  10. “I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!” – Unknown
  11. “A bad day camping is still better than a good day working.” – Unknown
  12. “Sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world.” – Bears
  13. “Why do people climb mountains? Because the coffee at the base camp is really terrible.” – Unknown
  14. “Hiking and happiness go hand in hand or foot in boot.” – Diane Spicer
  15. “I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order.” – John Burroughs (ironically, not meant to be funny but often used in humorous context)
  16. “The best view comes after the hardest climb. Or the hardest fall. Depends on your balance.” – Unknown
  17. “If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine. It’s lethal.” – Paulo Coelho (with a humorous twist)
  18. “I’m not lost. I’m exploring.” – Jana Stanfield
  19. “It’s all fun and games until someone loses a wiener.” – Camping proverb
  20. “Going to the mountains is going home, where WiFi signals are weak and drinks are strong.” – Unknown
  21. “My favorite thing to do at the mountains is walk back down…” – Unknown
  22. “May your search through nature lead you to yourself.” – And hopefully to a nice, big, comfy bed. – Unknown
  23. “Some women want diamonds… others just want a hammock, a campfire, and some peace & quiet.” – Unknown
  24. “I have a therapist. Her name is Nature.” – Unknown
  25. “Remember: if you’re not hiking up a mountain, life is all downhill.” – Unknown
  26. “Trails don’t like it when you call them ‘easy’.” – Unknown
  27. “The only time I like ‘The Great Outdoors’ is when I’m going back inside.” – Unknown
  28. “I’m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.” – Unknown
  29. “Hiking: because who doesn’t like a leisurely walk through bear country?” – Unknown
  30. “I’m not saying I don’t enjoy the trails. I’m just saying I enjoy them more when they’re downhill.” – Unknown
  31. “Hiking is the answer. Who cares what the question is.” – Unknown
  32. “I hike to burn off the crazy.” – Unknown
  33. “The mountains are calling, and I must go… but maybe after this episode.” – Unknown
  34. “I like the mountains because they make me feel small. Like, ‘Your overgrown ego is invalid here’ kind of small.” – Unknown
  35. “Hiking is just walking where it’s socially acceptable to pee behind bushes.” – Unknown
  36. “I’m at one with nature. I’m at two with people.” – Unknown
  37. “I tried to catch some fog. I mist.” – Unknown
  38. “I’m not saying that I hate people. I just feel better when they’re not around.” – Charles Bukowski (with a humorous twist)
  39. “If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere interesting.” – Frank A. Clark (with a humorous twist)
  40. “I followed my heart, and it led me to the couch.” – Unknown
  41. “I’m an aspiring photographer. Aspiring to get back to my car.” – Unknown
  42. “I don’t need a gym membership. I hike up mountains.” – Unknown
  43. “I’m not running away from my problems. I’m hiking away from them.” – Unknown
  44. “I’m not antisocial. I’m anti-idiot.” – Unknown
  45. “I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than other people.” – Unknown
  46. “I don’t always scream at my compass, but when I do, it’s because I have no idea where I’m going.” – Unknown
  47. “I’m not over the hill. I’m just on the other side.” – Unknown
  48. “I don’t get lost. I just take scenic detours.” – Unknown
  49. “I’m not avoiding work. I’m just on a long outdoor meeting.” – Unknown
  50. “I don’t sweat. I leak awesome.” – Unknown

Let these humorous quotes add a light-hearted touch to your hiking adventures and Instagram posts. Remember, the journey is as much about laughter and joy as it is about reaching the summit.

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